Lavatorial stuff.
If men sat down to pee
they would always lift the seat.
As it happens, they don’t. And I sit.
In it. Wet thighs make me sigh.
It’s the story of my life.
Should I cry? Or just
make a song
and dance
about it?
Hello
A fashion designer for years, now a writer –
of short stories and poems, some of which get aired here
and seriously aiming to write a novel this year...
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I keep baby wipes on the back of the toilet now and wipe the seat down really well before sitting down. I’ve lived in a house full of men and when they finally grew up and moved into their own places, I thought, “Yes!! No pee on the toilet seat!!”, then I was asked to babysit my two little nephews. I’m back to wiping the seat down every time I visit the lu, but now I have to check the floor as well. Ewwww! LOL!!
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