I’m adoring this at the moment… Honeyroot- Nobody loves you the way I do…
A strange and crazy week. A bit of a roller-coaster, but it is almost at an end for I see my man tomorrow.
I’ve spent the last couple of days updating this blog with it’s new theme Elemin. This one can be made a lot more individual and I hope you like it. My only worry is that in my view the comments box has disappeared from underneath my posts. After inviting everyone to comment on my Hello page I’m going to look a little silly if all my visitors are tearing their hair out trying to find out how and where they do so. (As if, I know.) So… if you see a comment box, please use it just so I know it is there. You don’t have to write anything inventive or tax your brains unduly, just an- It’s working you *dork/imbecile/eejit/fuckwit *delete as appropriate, will suffice. Thanking you in advance for your co-operation.
I’ve been madly writing a story and also a poem for tomorrow’s National Poetry Day. I’ll try and post them soon. I keep re-writing and editing, but I suppose that’s never stopped me in the past. I can always trash and re-post under    etc etc etc.
I’d like to introduce you to Sanchez. I don’t think you’ve met before. This is him bonding with Isaac over skype, who apparently misses him lots. Otto and Bruce want to eat him, desperately, which is worrying.
He likes it here, at my nape, which tickles lots.
I don’t mind so much, other than when he pees and poos down my back. That’s not the best bit about owning a pet mouse. I’m not really sure what is. Any suggestions will be gratefully received… Just pop them in the comments box below…
For those of you who know me, you will be familiar with (adopt hushed and dramatic tone,) The Speeding Issue, I have an update on the on going saga of my ominously upcoming court case for my too numerous to mention speeding fines which has been ominously upcoming for about six months now, due to me repeatedly adjourning the proceedings.
My amazingly wonderful Solicitor, (you know who you are…) who shall remain nameless for his own protection only, (if you need help of a similar nature, look no further… I can provide all the necessary details at the drop of a small rodent, but did you know- mice can’t die from falling, even from an aeroplane, because their terminal velocity doesn’t reach a speed high enough to splatter them, not that I would attempt an experiment to prove or disprove this theory) has worked wonders and got me off with a small fine and 3 points, (rather better than 21!) and I don’t have to go to court. I think they got bored of adjourning, not that I’m suggesting that as a future tactic for anyone who manages to get themselves in a similar mess. I don’t know how he did it, however, as with a lot of things I don’t understand the inner workings of but accept that their complete and utter brilliance keeps my life ticking over very nicely thank you, (like Love, html, mobile phones, yeast, Jacob’s mind, e=mc2 and now it’s too late because it was wrong all along…) it’s OK. It’s more than OK, it’s fanfuckingtastic
Off to edit, re-edit and re-re-edit some more. See you soon x