Monthly Archives: July 2011

23rd July 2011

The Deer Shed Festival

Thanks to Simon Godley for most of the fab photos here. Find him on Flickr.com

It was Charming… small but perfectly formed and rather lovely all in all.

Saturday

It took us a while to get all the way up to Baldersby Park, Topcliffe, Yorkshire- all of five hours in fact, but that did include several stops, one of which was enforced, on the A1, as we lost all power whilst climbing up a long hill and included a reverse down the hard shoulder after so we could pick up speed safely enough to join the main carriageway again- nail biting stuff. But we managed. Burpy coughed and spluttered his way through the changing scenery and up and down the steep gradients, not very happy, not like last week when we positively coasted all the way to Southwold.  Still we got there eventually and put the tent up in glorious sunshine. Being Jacob’s first festival and camping experience (other than as a journalist at Womad years ago, which doesn’t really count…) I put the boys in the camper and we took the tent. I kitted it out with rugs, lanterns, blow-up bed, duvet and cushions and I must say it looked very inviting. You certainly couldn’t call it roughing it.

5,000 tickets had been sold and there were probably another 5,000 kids running around so the whole festival had a real family atmosphere throughout.

We met up with Jo, Robert and the kids, got ourselves drinks and a couple of very pleasant curries, and sat in the sun watching some great acts.

I was quite taken with the eco loos- all wooden and a bin full of sawdust complete with a scoop to sprinkle over your doings. Surprisingly, they didn’t smell, only of wood and earth. They all had little lanterns in them and mirrors. Yes… nice… very nice as festival loos go. There were ordinary ones too and they were also OK- water, soap, loo paper, hand towels. I always go on about the loos don’t I. A lot of my friends say it’s what puts them off going to a festival- so there you go girls- they’ve improved no end.

Jo, Ferg and Jules took in a ukelele workshop led by the lovely Holly Taymar who showed great patience and flair in dealing with a dozen adults and about two dozen kids some of whom looked like they were only just out of nappies. They learned quite a few new chords and how to play ‘Teenage Kicks,’ Their final en masse rendition was thoroughly entertaining.

Back to the music. My fave acts were…

The Leisure Society

The Go! Team

Caitlin Rose

Spokes

And of course, the headliners, the wonderful

I am Kloot

John Harold Arnold Bramwell was on top form as were Peter Jobson, the bassist and Andy Hargreaves the drummer. The lovely pianist/accordian player, guitarist/trumpeter and sax player joined the line up as usual too.

Johnny boy sang his little heart out and talked of drinking and… disaster, and love… and disaster and entertained us with all the old favourites and a couple I’d never heard performed live which was great. I particularly enjoyed Morning Rain which they played as an encore

and

and I love this video.

I think I loved them more than ever this evening, certainly almost as much as when we saw them in York.. It was a great concert and lovely having Jacob there beside me, knowing he was hearing them for the first time and really enjoying them too. Our only complaint was the gross fat man in front who kept drinking his real ale and farting. Thank God we were outside- I may have had to kill him otherwise…

By the time the band had finished and we made our way back to the tent and a last cup of tea the temperature had dropped to at least -30 so we undressed and quickly dressed again in even more clothes and snuggled up. Glad I bought that extra-large-super-warm-Duvet.

Sunday  dawned bright and WARM!!! Sunlight on canvas is such a lovely light to awake to. I couldn’t make my usual breakfast as Fergus ate the bacon on Friday and I forgot to buy any more so after we finally managed to get Julius up we made our way into the main arena and went foraging. We ended up with pizza. Very nice hand made wood burning oven baked, but a slightly odd breakfast choice nonetheless.I suppose it was almost lunchtime.

We watched Laki Mera in the Big Top. I really enjoyed her set, bought a CD album and an EP. Lovely chilled and gentle music.

and finished up with Holly Taymar in the glorious sunshine, who didn’t play the ukelele once but is as charming and lovely a performer (with a very sweet voice) as she is a teacher.

We were on the road back to Tilton just after 3 and home by 7 despite Burpy’s sluggish and decidedly old-mannish behaviour. He’s booked in for a good seeing to this week. Dodgy fuel pump apparently. He’s such a money pit but I do love him.

Thanks Deer Shed. It was a great weekend!

Latitude 2011 [Part 3]

Sunday

So, yes… I woke up, I think, if I slept… looking my age and more and feeling in need of a personal masseur. Where are they when you need them, eh?

The buns that were left sitting sadly in the bottom of the bag, having been squashed by Oliver, looked decidedly unappetising. I chose not to cook and ignored the sighs and crestfallen faces, handed out money and told the children to forage. Jo and I went off to shower as the skies glowered overhead, ominously.

We emerged into brilliant rain and took ourselves off to the ‘make us a brew’ tent for strong tea and ginger cake. Suitably energised, we ventured back through the umber slick and slime to make up, pack up (JO) and find the car… Easier said than done… Rain pelting us at ninety degrees, wind biting at the bit to inside-out our brolly, we battled forth, unassailed, to the far off car park netherlands. We eventually found the car… an hour later… and ‘drove’ it to a nearer spot, thanks to the muscles of a very kind chap and ME! Mud splattered and soaked we attached a bright blue plakki bag to Jo’s car- for laters- and almost ran back to the centre of all that is good and the bar and cider and a fag! Phew!

The soulful strains of Anna Calvi’s Jezebel

accompanied us mournfully centreward and we returned  just in time for the sun and the Waterboys… We sang along as you saw the whole of the moon… cup!

We sat on our waterproofs watching Iron and Wine and Jo sketched while I smoked and drank. A cheerful chappie approached, fascinated to know what Jo was up to, introduced himself as Gollom, (I later discovered it was Colm O’Connell… sorry Colm) He is Irish and talks a lot- amusingly, entertainingly even and we passed a pleasant hour. Colm bought us drinks and we declared our desire to watch Johnny Flynn in the Film Arena. We entered it’s dark and gloomy interior just as the heavens opened. And not only was it dry and (very, very) warm in there… it was also completely wonderful. Johnny is a genius- fact- plays guitar, fiddle, mandolin, trumpet, banjo and sings like Gabriel himself. It was all accompanied by a mesmerisingly gorgeous film made specially for Latitude. I SO enjoyed it. He’d written songs inspired by WB Yeats… (Waterboy’s new album also contains 10 songs inspired by the man himself…)

WB Yeats

We went for another pee, (cider!) and may I now take a minute to rejoice in the improved quality of the lavatories at aLatitude this year. They were FANTASTIC, relatively speaking, and how else can one really speak? Any way- WELL DONE! Loo paper, clean, flushing, disinfectant handwash, manned (womanned), not so smelly. Big improvement. Jo apparently left a comment on Latitude’s website to the effect of-’If Vintage can do it- so can you…!’ and she reckons the improvement is all down to her. I’m not about to argue- Thank you Jo, x.

Lykke Li- Incredible, rhythmical, angelical, diabolical, popsical, whimsical, dance till you dropable. Loved her, them, it, the sight, the sound, the spectacle, although the stink of BAAAAD trainers still wafted around us in an all pervading cloud.

The final delight was EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELs

who possessed the stage looking like a bunch of hells angels dressed up for Grandma’s funeral. And when Mark ‘E’ Everett commanded, ‘Eels… sing!’ They did, like angels accompanying Grandma to heaven, and then they rocked the wake…

They were SO good. I love that everytime they play they re-invent every single song and it’s always brilliant and fun and amazing. They were fab. I’ve wanted to see them forever and I wasn’t disappointed. Superb, or as Mr Everett said… Delightful… Marvelous… Wonderful… Feel the Love… And one of my faves…

So… Jo went home, bravely, off into the night (school in the morning) and Colm and I went for a stroll in search of a space man in the enchanted forest- he’d gone home… and into the woods- for another pee in the bracken… Colm stood guard. We rounded off our evening by purchasing fresh buns for boys feeding time in the morning, tea, great conversation and some last cool sounds at ‘make us a brew’. Colm carried my box of goodies home for me and left me with the sweetest present ever- a recitation (and I mean a recitation- by memory…) of not one, but two achingly beautiful passages from the Dubliners.

This was the first… the opening of…

A Little Cloud

EIGHT YEARS BEFORE he had seen his friend off at the North Wall and wished him godspeed. Gallaher had got on. You could tell that at once by his travelled air, his well-cut tweed suit, and fearless accent. Few fellows had talents like his and fewer still could remain unspoiled by such success. Gallaher’s heart was in the right place and he had deserved to win. It was something to have a friend like that.

Little Chandler’s thoughts ever since lunch-time had been of his meeting with Gallaher, of Gallaher’s invitation and of the great city London where Gallaher lived. He was called Little Chandler because, though he was but slightly under the average stature, he gave one the idea of being a little man. His hands were white and small, his frame was fragile, his voice was quiet and his manners were refined. He took the greatest care of his fair silken hair and moustache and used perfume discreetly on his handkerchief. The half-moons of his nails were perfect and when he smiled you caught a glimpse of a row of childish white teeth.

As he sat at his desk in the King’s Inns he thought what changes those eight years had brought. The friend whom he had known under a shabby and necessitous guise had become a brilliant figure on theLondon Press. He turned often from his tiresome writing to gaze out of the office window. The glow of a late autumn sunset covered the grassplots and walks. It cast a shower of kindly golden dust on the untidy nurses and decrepit old men who drowsed on the benches; it flickered upon all the moving figures—on the children who ran screaming along the gravel paths and on everyone who passed through the gardens. He watched the scene and thought of life; and (as always happened when he thought of life) he became sad. A gentle melancholy took possession of him. He felt how useless it was to struggle against fortune, this being the burden of wisdom which the ages had bequeathed to him.

He remembered the books of poetry upon his shelves at home. He had bought them in his bachelor days and many an evening, as he sat in the little room off the hall, he had been tempted to take one down from the bookshelf and read out something to his wife. But shyness had always held him back; and so the books had remained on their shelves. At times he repeated lines to himself and this consoled him.

When his hour had struck he stood up and took leave of his desk and of his fellow-clerks punctiliously. He emerged from under the feudal arch of the King’s Inns, a neat modest figure, and walked swiftly down Henrietta Street. The golden sunset was waning and the air had grown sharp. A horde of grimy children populated the street. They stood or ran in the roadway or crawled up the steps before the gaping doors or squatted like mice upon the thresholds. Little Chandler gave them no thought. He picked his way deftly through all that minute vermin-like life and under the shadow of the gaunt spectral mansions in which the old nobility of Dublin had roystered. No memory of the past touched him, for his mind was full of a present joy.

He had never been in Corless’s but he knew the value of the name. He knew that people went there after the theatre to eat oysters and drink liqueurs; and he had heard that the waiters there spoke French and German. Walking swiftly by at night he had seen cabs drawn up before the door and richly dressed ladies, escorted by cavaliers, alight and enter quickly. They wore noisy dresses and many wraps. Their faces were powdered and they caught up their dresses, when they touched earth, like alarmed Atalantas.

He had always passed without turning his head to look. It was his habit to walk swiftly in the street even by day and whenever he found himself in the city late at night he hurried on his way apprehensively and excitedly. Sometimes, however, he courted the causes of his fear. He chose the darkest and narrowest streets and, as he walked boldly forward, the silence that was spread about his footsteps troubled him, the wandering, silent figures troubled him; and at times a sound of lowfugitive laughter made him tremble like a leaf.

He turned to the right towards Capel Street. Ignatius Gallaher on theLondon Press! Who would have thought it possible eight years before? Still, now that he reviewed the past, Little Chandler could remember many signs of future greatness in his friend. People used to say that Ignatius Gallaher was wild. Of course, he did mix with a rakish set of fellows at that time, drank freely and borrowed money on all sides. In the end he had got mixed up in some shady affair, some money transaction: at least, that was one version of his flight. But nobody denied him talent. There was always a certain…something in Ignatius Gallaher that impressed you in spite of yourself. Even when he was out at elbows and at his wits’ end for money he kept up a bold face. Little Chandler remembered (and the remembrance brought a slight flush of pride to his cheek) one of Ignatius Gallaher’s sayings when he was in a tight corner:

“Half time now, boys,” he used to say light-heartedly. “Where’s myconsidering cap?”

That was Ignatius Gallaher all out; and, damn it, you couldn’t but admire him for it.

Little Chandler quickened his pace. For the first time in his life he felt himself superior to the people he passed. For the first time his soul revolted against the dull inelegance of Capel Street. There was no doubt about it: if you wanted to succeed you had to go away. You could do nothing in Dublin. As he crossed Grattan Bridge he looked down the river towards the lower quays and pitied the poor stunted houses. They seemed to him a band of tramps, huddled together along the riverbanks, their old coats covered with dust and soot, stupefied by the panorama of sunset and waiting for the first chill of night bid them arise, shake themselves and begone. He wondered whether he could write a poem to express his idea. Perhaps Gallaher might be able to get it into some London paper for him. Could he write something original? He was not sure what idea he wished to express but the thought that a poetic moment had touched him took life within him like an infant hope. He stepped onward bravely.

Every step brought him nearer to London, farther from his own sober inartistic life. A light began to tremble on the horizon of his mind. He was not so old—thirty-two. His temperament might be said to be just at the point of maturity. There were so many

different moods and impressions that he wished to express in verse. He felt them within him. He tried to weigh his soul to see if it was a poet’s soul. Melancholy was the dominant note of his temperament, he thought, but it was a melancholy tempered by recurrences of faith and resignation and simple joy. If he could give expression to it in a book of poems perhaps men would listen. He would never be popular: he saw that. He could not sway the crowd but he might appeal to a little circle of kindred minds. The English critics, perhaps, would recognise him as one of the Celtic school by reason of the melancholy tone of his poems; besides that, he would put in allusions. He began to invent sentences and phrases from the notice which his book would get. “Mr. Chandler has the gift of easy and graceful verse.”… “wistful sadness pervades these poems.”“The Celtic note.” It was a pity his name was not more Irish-looking. Perhaps it would be better to insert his mother’s name before the surname: Thomas Malone Chandler, or better still: T. Malone Chandler. He would speak to Gallaher about it.

He pursued his revery so ardently that he passed his street and had to turn back. As he came near Corless’s his former agitation began to overmaster him and he halted before the door in indecision. Finally he opened the door and entered.

And the second… The last two paragraphs of…

The Dead

Generous tears filled Gabriel’s eyes. He had never felt like that himself towards any woman, but he knew that such a feeling must be love. The tears gathered more thickly in his eyes and in the partial darkness he imagined he saw the form of a young man standing under a dripping tree. Other forms were near. His soul had approached that region where dwell the vast hosts of the dead. He was conscious of, but could not apprehend, their wayward and flickering existence. His own identity was fading out into a grey impalpable world: the solid world itself, which these dead had one time reared and lived in, was dissolving and dwindling.

A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. It had begun to snow again. He watched sleepily the flakes, silver and dark, falling obliquely against the lamplight. The time had come for him to set out on his journey westward. Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ireland. It was falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly upon the Bog of Allenand, farther westward, softly falling into the dark mutinous Shannonwaves. It was falling, too, upon every part of the lonely churchyard on the hill where Michael Furey lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.

How beautiful are they- what a very special ending to a fabulous weekend. x

Latitude 2011 [part 2]

I know it's raining but near me you still need your shades on...

Saturday

dawned rainy… as I said. As we knew it would. I cooked for the nine of us and we ate bacon and egg butties as usual, drank much tea and Jo and I ventured off for a shower. We both forgot our towels so had to purchase postage stamp non-absorbant towels-only-by-name from KOOL KAMPERS! We turned our gaze heavenward avoiding the mud and grass covered planks and plunged our cold and naked bodies under the scalding stream. We came out cleansed and rosy, appreciating the wonders of plumbing much more than at home, when one rarely gets quite dirty enough to need a really good scrub.

We also purchased two rainbow umbrellas and neon water proof trousers. Acid yellow for me- as you can see- and neon orange for Jo. V fetching. Mine had a waist so loose I kept loosing them and Jo’s were tourniquet tight. I think I got the best deal…

First act- Ed Sheeran who was fantastically talented and also came over as a truly decent, lovely, good egg. He was SO happy to be playing the main stage at Latitude and did a really cool bit of free style at the end. Got us all singing in the rain and sang a cool Bob Dylan cover for his Dad- his Ma and Pa were watching in the wings! Yes… Fab! I posted a link to him a while ago, but for those of you who missed it, here he is again-

Next off to the Word tent for Villagers- who we LURVE- and they were as good as ever. Played some new stuff too- look forward to their new album. It was tipping down at this point too so we were glad to be under a roof. The whole place stank of really BAAAAD trainers PHOOOEY!

Next off to The Poetry Arena. We crept to the front and got a cushion- oh the luxury! Dry… and soft under our bottoms. We were in heaven. Saw more of Luke Wright, caught Mark Niel, which was surreal as he’s always at Word! at the YMCA in Leicester where I have been known to ‘perform’ myself… And then more of the lovely Tim Clare and lastly, the fantabulous Elvis McGonagall who I now have a major crush on. Listen to the first- which is fucking brilliant and then the second which is his ‘normal’ and divine voice. SO CLEVER!

The sun suddenly burst through the leaden, gun metal clouds so we left the inner confines of the feotid, steaming canvas, turned our backs on political anarchy and drank cider to Seasick Steve. Always good! Met the bunch of crazies pictured with me above. They insisted on joining me for the pic- who was I to argue? The sun was out!.

I AM KLOOT. Those of you who know me know how I love I Am Kloot. They were grand and lovely and tuneful and melancholy and soulful and Mancunian and gorgeous as always. This is my favourite of theirs. Such passion. I heard it first when Jo and I saw them in Harrogate or York or somewhere ooop North. I bought the CD from them and It’s SO GOOD!!!

Respite break- Thai Chicken Curry- delish… More Cider… Dancing… Mmmm… Yummy in my tummy.

Echo and the Bunnymen. Ian McCulloch is still as arrogant as ever and  in spite of his ridiculously self indulgent hair he still has an amazing voice and I’d forgotten how bloody brilliant Will Sergeant is on guitar (and mandolin etc etc). he introduced ‘The Killing Moon’ as the best song ever written, (it does have my favourite intro ever I think…) called Thatcher a ‘Twatface’ and played ‘The Cutter.’ What could they have done better? Sorry I missed them off my first entry.

We stood in the rain and watched Paolo Nutini amidst seventeen thousand screaming pre-pubescent girls shouting,’Put me on your shoulders Daddy, Me!, Me!, Me! and thought… Nah… Fuck this… let’s get some more WORDS!

Ended up in the Literary Arena for an evening of smut and filth and songs and sketches and stand up and gratuitous full frontal male nudity. And… And… the most amazing ‘Kalki- hula hoop girl’. There are no words to describe her other than if I was a boy she’d have given me a stonking hard on… What more could a girl want?

I took a hilarious vid containing the said full frontal with the whole gang having a sing-a-long finale to Day Dream Believer but… I can’t post it. Sorry! Luddite that I am… I’ll learn and try later.

http://spankcomedy.com/index.htm

We were knackered by this point- 12am, cold, damp, cider-befuddled, feet weighed down by gargantuan clay clods, squelching through six inches of what looked like liquidized poo and so we stopped off at the ‘make us a brew’ tent half way home. What a revelation. Excellent tea, home made cookies and the coolest sounds ever. A divine mix of northern soul, hip hop and reggae. Before we knew it we were laughing as people wandered by, not able to walk, completely unable not to dance and almost skating across the perilous surface. What a joy. We danced our little socks off and stumbled back to the camper warmer both inside and out than when we’d started out.

http://www.makeusabrew.com/showscreen.php?

Check out also Mr Scruff- he owns and runs ‘Make us a Brew’ in Madchester cos he loves tea and Mikey D.O.N. and MC Kwasi and Kelvin Brown. All vvvv good.

The DJ… Ole Smokey sound cloud- loadsa cool stuff including a slightly surreal re-mix of Rolf Harris’s ‘Sunrise’!

site_id=20&screentype=site&screenid=20http://soundcloud.com/ole-smokey

Got back to the camper to find it slightly messy… I think 7 teenage boys had had a pre-lash party in it earlier… so we tidied up a bit and crawled into bed. Jo fell asleep as soon as her head hit her DRY pillow. I, on the other hand, discovered the torrential ninety degree lashings had seeped through the canvas roof soaking into my pillow and duvet. I grumpily tossed them aside to the rhythm of Jo’s snores and re-dressed in all my clothes, pulled up the hood of my hoody, put on my ugg boots and wrapped myself in the multi-coloured crochet blanket I’d bought from one of the tents on the first night- oh, and two cashmere stoles. (See- that’s why I always say- never underestimate the importance of accessories! Take it from me- it’s advice worth listening to.) Eventually fell asleep. I presume. Although it neither felt nor looked like I had come the morning, but I’m getting ahead of myself. That’s for the next entry.

More to follow…

Latitude 2011

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Thursday

We nearly didn’t get there… Nipped into Oakham at 11am to buy buns for breakfast and Wellies for kids who didn’t have any and having read the weather forecast decided they needed some and we broke down in Tesco carpark… The van wouldn’t start. I turned the key and nothing happened, nada zilch rien sweet FA, not a sound not a grunt not a squeak not a peep, dead as a dodo. Phoned the lovely Callum at Hillside garage in Great Glen- a knight in shining armour if ever there was one- and he said call out the breakdown chappy and if they can’t sort it I’ll come out… and this was even though I knocked down half his wall yesterday on leaving the premises after he’d rushed through my MOT for me… It was a small wall to be fair, invisible to all intents and purposes, but it was his wall none-the-less!

Called the breakdown service (who came super quick by the way- probably because I said I had five children, with me, which I did, and they didn’t ask the age of the kids (16), no doubt presuming we were on some kind of a kindergarten outing, which obviously we weren’t) and embarrassingly it started straight away. Got home and Callum phoned to check if it was sorted. I told him I wasn’t sure as I didn’t dare cut the engine in case I couldn’t start it again. He enquired whether I was going to keep it running for the whole five days I was away or wouldn’t I rather see if it started OK just in case. I agreed that his was probably a better idea, went out, turned off the engine and Hey Presto!!! it wouldn’t start again… So…. the lovely Callum came out AND SORTED IT… in five minutes. Dodgy connection on the starter motor. Genius! We packed the van to within an inch of it’s life and set off- me (obviously) and Ferg in the front, Rosy, Oliver, Adam, Julius and Jip all sqeeeeeezed into the back, along with everyone’s baggage, sleeping bags, tent, cooking stuff, gas cylinders, seven pairs of wellies, 48 buns, 48 eggs, 6 packs of bacon, 10 crates of beer, and all my clothes… Yes, the old van did us proud.

We set off around 2pm and got there uneventfully around 6pm- van drove like a dream- especially now I know to stop and check the oil level every 50 miles or so- and I’ve learnt how to use the dip-stick, not just pour in the whole 5 litre can, she says proudly! Isn’t knowledge a wonderful thing? It took us about 2 hours to get into the site and we were all set up, with tent erected by 9pm. Watched an amazing sunset and pootled off to get our wrist bands and some supper and a few ciders. I came back around 11 to wait for Jo who’d left Yorkshire straight after school had finished, (that’s my sister for those of you who don’t know and she’s a teacher by the way- not a pupil…) We sat up till late chatting and the kids all staggered back, slightly inebriated and buzzing like bees round the proverbial honey pot. We all slept like boulders.

Friday 

Got up about 9.30 and the sky was a flawless cornflower blue, the sun already blazing. Made and drank much tea. Cooked mammoth bacon and egg butties for 9 peeps for we’d aquired Henry by now too and off we all went into the inner sanctum.

First up was Edwyn Collins. Always been a fan- saw Orange juice so many moons ago I cannot tell you when- and he was fab!

Remember this…

He sang a song with his son, William, introduced him so proudly explaining this was his debut… William was fresh faced, innocent, young and so sweet, looking for reassurance and approval from his father, it was really touching. He did fantastic too. Edwyn himself is amazing- brave and a real fighter to keep performing after his stroke. He’s still quite paralysed down his right side and has to walk with a stick but his singing voice is unimpaired. I’ve heard him talk about how music was one of the main things that helped him get through and fight against his disabilities. Well done that man. Great set too. And he did Rip it Up and Start Again. Cool…

After that we wandered off into the woods and caught Phantom Band, Fool’s Gold and Grouplove who were bloody brilliant, and I cut my ear on a vicious twig while peeing in the bracken. That’ll teach me!

I loved Grouplove. They were one of my faves of the weekend. They have a lot of hair between them, probably about a yak full. Energetic, original, fun, wild, brilliant. The male lead singer reminds me of our very own Tacey and sings like a 21st century Neil Young backed by a more melodic Mouldy Peaches and the girl is the epitome of cool with a great voice to boot…

We just chilled for the rest of the afternoon, drank cider, spent a bit of money on rings and frilly knickers and stripy leggings and crazy socks, as you do, listened to KT Tunstall-always good, and Bright Eyes-OK but not amazing, ate v good goat curry and shark patties, while getting a tad sunburnt, fun, fun, fun.

We finished off our musical entertainment by taking in The Vaccines and Bombay Bicycle Club. The Vaccines were absolutely brilliant. So much life and energy. They were a revelation. I enjoyed Bombay Bicycle Club too but the Vaccines get my vote. Their songs are short and snappy and perfectly formed, like early eighties punk, still edgy and raw but 21st century and just that little bit slicker.

Took in some fab poetry to round off the evening brilliantly.

Tim Clare and Junior Tim Uke. V Funny man. Thanks for the photo.

Luke Wright, the clever and lovely man behind the poetry arena. Thanks for the photo.

The utterly glittery Brigitte Aphrodite. Thanks for the photo.

Saw one of our faves from last year- Brigitte Aphrodite- anarchic, hilarious, wild and very cute. Then caught Luke Wright, Tim Clare (who Jo and I are both a little in love with) and friends. Really, really good, really, really entertaining.

Staggered back to the van and slept like babies until the thunder and lightening and torrential rain woke us at about 10am!!! Oh England, I love you and your erratic weather systems tra la la.

More to follow…

Saturday 9th July 2011 [later]

Are they taking the piss or watt?

One of the things I hate doing most other than filling the car up with diesel is changing a light bulb. You may think that silly of me but whenever a bulb goes I get that sinking feeling for I am sure that within the murky depths of the (enormous) lightbulb basket on my (dusty) utility room shelf I will have one hundred and two of the one hundred and three types of lightbulb available to mankind and the one I don’t have is guaranteed to be the one that has blown.

So today I purchased a selection of no less than ten different lightbulbs: slim screw normal, slim screw candle, slim bayonet normal, wide screw, wide bayonet standard, wide bayonet balloon, spot GU5.3, spot GU10, pigmy, G4 and that’s just for my small and very normal house… I was offered the alternative (at last ) of long life spots but they were- and I kid you not- £13.00 each. THIRTEEN QUID for a fucking lightbulb!!!!! Is it just me?

If I was clever and had half a functioning brain left I would do something to revolutionise the lighting industry. I would create a universal bulb which is possible to dim and colour with a filter. There, job done. The worst, the very worst are the lights that fit into my cooker hood extractor fan thingy which I never use because I never use the ceramic halogen hob whatever it’s called under it and I like the atmosphere my smoking creates, like a dirty downtown bar, and also because I have an AGA and I can’t stand the ceramic halogen hob, and I never ever cook on it, but I do like using the lights (there are four, one at each corner) as it lights up my kitchen Island because that’s where I write, therefore that is where I spend 99% of my life. This is the ridiculous light bulb.

Silly!

It has two needle like prongs that you have to fit exactly into two teensy tiny virgin-nun like apertures… without actually placing your fingertips onto the surface of the bulb, anywhere… because the grease from your hands (apparently) will reduce its functionality and its life… If I was that good with my fingers I’d be a bloody surgeon. The air was blue I tell you- and there were four of them- and I dropped one and then stood on it so I still have only three out of four working. P**sf**ps!!!

But… whilst I was changing the light bulbs through the house I found one that made me stop… and admire… yes, it’s a traditional, clear, non-long-life-ugly-spiral-opaque-thing, it’s just an old fashioned light bulb, and I thought how pretty is that. So I took its picture. Here you go.

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But on a cheerier note… Larry Crowne… Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts.

Nice. Made me laugh out loud and left a warm feeling in my cockles- which can’t be bad.

Listening to Johnny Flynn, (thanks Jack x)


Saturday 9th July 2011

Newly purchased all weather festival footwear. And yes, they really are that bright. So- no excuses for losing me Jo…

Youngest member of my Welly family. Sibling number 6. Welcome

Furry clogs, my festival equivalent of slippers.

Oh how I love shopping… Got a couple of lovely pairs of jeans too… Made In Heaven. That’s the brand btw, not their provenance. Nice fit. V flattering. And comfy. Non of your low rise crap that exposes just too much of your tum and love handles. No they curve nicely under the waist and hold everything in place superbly.One happy bunny.

I sat in the bath for two and a half hours this morning until my extremities looked like albino prunes. I got so totally absorbed in ‘The Music Room’ by William Fiennes I completely lost track of time.

(One good thing about having a weekend to oneself is just that, time can become as stretched or as shrunken as one desires and everything, not just meal times, is a moveable feast.)

The writing is stunning. I will tell you more when I’ve finished it.

Supper is a punnet of english raspberries, a handful of blueberries and a great big dollop of greek yoghurt. All the gorgeous fuchsia purpleness from the fruit is seeping into the creamy white. Scrumptious.

Earlier, Bruce ate a rabbit, freshly culled I should add and Otto ate the contents of the bin, which mostly contained discarded pea pods and onion skins. I tried explaining the benefits of a raw food diet to them yesterday- how it can add approximately seven years to their life expectancy. They possibly forgot to convert this into dog years and got over enthused at the possibility of living until they are over twenty. I presume their actions are their response to the information. I suppose I should be grateful that they listen to me at all.

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